Panty Creamer Of The Morning

I see that little wet spot forming near your crotch! You better run to the bathroom now before it becomes an all-out puddle. Chrissy Crocker does that to most of us.

Seriously, I think I saw this bitch outside the WIC office yesterday begging for more milk. She was smoking a Capri and slapping at her kids.

Chrissy needs to fix his dire image situation. Looking like a Barstow truck-stop hooker with a major Jenkem addiction is not cute.