Who The Hell Would Marry Her Ass?

Kristy likes cocks and apparently there's a cock that likes her back! The girl is engaged to be married. No, the lucky douche is not the horse she sold to get to the American Idol audition. He's forever mad at her.

Kristy Lee Cook told UsWeekly that she became engaged to her 25-year-old dude, Andrew Dobner, on March 17th. She kept the news secret because she "wanted to be focused on Idol." Focused on making my ears vomit.

He proposed again last night, "He actually got down on his knee this time. He owed it to me!" They are planning to get married next June. Totally knocked up!

Hopefully, this ho gets married, has 30 kids, gets super obese and is confined to her bed for the rest of eternity.

She's not going away, right? Get the RAID!