Thursday, April 17th 2008
At Least He's Not Wearing A Dead Pussy On His Head
Jude Law is having issues with the fact that his hairline sort of looks like a patch of lady pubes. He's been seeing experts on what he can do to save his hair. His ex-wife, Sadie Frost, has told him to get advice from experts in Chinese medicine, homoeopathy and acupuncture.
Jude just needs to embrace his pube patch. Does he really want to look like John Travolta? A furry cat belongs in your lap and not on top of your head.
Don't get me wrong. When this starts happening to me, I will drink donkey milk to keep my locks from leaving my head.
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