David Cross Gets The Hot Chicks

Ok, he doesn't really get the "hot" chicks, but he gets the young ones. David Cross from Mr. Show and Arrested Development was reportedly making out with Amber Tamblyn at a movie premiere. Yeah, the chick from Joan of Arcadia. SUCIO! He's 43 and she's 23.

A witness told P6 they"were definitely together, making out and barely came up for air the whole night." I don't get when people say "they barely came up for air." Making out for a long period of time can get kind of gross. I mean, you can't really breathe, sometimes snots form and the saliva can get stale. It can become a mess. That's why you have to break it up with butt rimming. Tongue to ass then tongue to mouth. I'll stop.

Amber reminds me of this chick in high school that had an affair with one of the teachers. She was one of those girls that looked completely boring and useless on the outside, but on the inside she was a total freak with major daddy issues. The girl even got pregnant on purpose! When the teacher called the affair off, she went to the Principal and got his ass arrested. She was my idol at the time.