Don't Laugh

Ok, you can laugh a little bit. This hot troll intentionally wanted to look like she was sweatin' to the oldies. Seriously, this is Richard Simmons' Sunday lounge outfit. He wears this while laying on his lanai with his "companion" and their 5 Pomeranians.

Mary-Kate Olsen has found another way to completely erase any ounce of sex appeal she had left in her. She has also shown you what to wear to a bar if you don't want greasy dudes hitting on your ass. They will laugh at you instead, but at least your genitals will be protected.

Here's MK at a children's charity event in NYC last night. I bet you the children cried like they've never cried before.