The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 16th!

Something old - granny's wedding dress
Something new - the bellybutton ring
Something borrowed - rhinestone thong
Something blue - the groomsmen's balls - Starvis

Runners-up:

Eddie and Tina were finally able to bring their dream wedding in under budget thanks to Cher's yard sale. - Helen Bigglesworth

Take note Clooney.......you can take the ho out of Vegas, But you can't take Vegas out of the ho - circularpolitics

The best part of it. He didn't have to pay for her to perform at his bachelor party. - DUDE