Wednesday, April 16th 2008
The Transformation Is Almost Complete!
Marilyn Manson's creation is almost complete! Marilyn's girl toy, Evan Rachel Wood, is on her way to becoming Dita Von Teese. And then Marilyn will truly love her! Well, Evan will have to change her name to Dotty Von Tease first.
It's only a matter of seconds before Evan is flopping around a giant champagne glass wearing pasties and carrying giant feathers.
Poor bitch. I can tell you right now that the dick is probably not worth the trouble. Here's Dotty Von Tease at a screening of "Life Before Her Eyes" in NYC last night.
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This cunt's so fake. Even though I like her style currently, she's so full of it. She liked the idea of dating a "creepy" rock star, conformed to an image, and morphed from Ms. Hoty Toity Run of the Mill Blonde-Haired, Blue-Eyed Teen Queen into Manson's pretentious little concubine.
Gosh, correct me if I'm mistaken, but Manson's on a perpetual soapbox about conformists, and he does something like DATES ONE. Oh, but that's right, since she's conforming to HIS liking, it isn't really conformity.
I hope this moron shares a jail cell with Varg Vikernes. See him try to act like Mr. Big Scary Satanist then.
So whose cock did you have to suck for that contract, sweetheart?