The Transformation Is Almost Complete!

Marilyn Manson's creation is almost complete! Marilyn's girl toy, Evan Rachel Wood, is on her way to becoming Dita Von Teese. And then Marilyn will truly love her! Well, Evan will have to change her name to Dotty Von Tease first.

It's only a matter of seconds before Evan is flopping around a giant champagne glass wearing pasties and carrying giant feathers.

Poor bitch. I can tell you right now that the dick is probably not worth the trouble. Here's Dotty Von Tease at a screening of "Life Before Her Eyes" in NYC last night.