The Blonde Is Growing On Me

When Lily Allen dyed her hair blonde, I immediately dry heaved at the image. Now that I've had some to marinate in it, I'm totally into it. It's very 80s disco queen. It brings out the baby powder in her skin. The bleach may have gotten to her brains though.

Lily recently said she's the top female talk-show host in the UK. Lily said, "I am actually the number one female chat-show host. Davina didn't get commissioned for a second series. But I did, Lily Allen did."

Michael K does not like when Lily Allen refers to herself in the third person. This makes Michael K cry.

Here's the #1 female talk-show host in her own mind, Lily Allen, out and about in London.