Pot Calling Kettle.....

Wonky McValtrex had an interview with a Las Vegas radio station yesterday and they asked her, "Would you rather have Kim Kardashian's ass or Jessica Simpson's rack?"

Wonky answered, "Gross. I would not want that." She went on to describe Kim's ass, "It's disgusting. It reminds me of cottage cheese inside a big trash bag."

Paris is fucking gross and disgusting. The inside of Paris' stomach probably looks like a trash bag filled with cottage cheese due to all the chunky jizz she's eaten. Stupid skank!

Wonky quickly took it back and told InTouch, “I was just joking around and I made a stupid joke. I felt really bad afterward, so I contacted Kim and apologized. It was a silly thing to say. Kim’s hot!” Kim apparently accepted the apology.

They hate each other. Now is our chance to finally rid the world of the two biggest whores. We should have a "whore off." We'll stick a hard 12-inch dick in front of them and watch as they suck to the death.

Click here to hear Wonky calling Kim's ass "gross."