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More hairy balls than a leather daddy party - Popbytes

Madonna will perform live on the internet for FREE! Is she ill or something? That doesn't sound like her... - I'm Not Obsessed

Squinty will deny she's dated George Clooney till her dying day - Celebitchy

Ashton Kutcher talks about his first time - ICYDK

8-year-old boy suspended from school for sniffing marker - Boing Boing

Weird! Gillian Anderson in Maxim - Popoholic

Find Waldo on Google Earth - SOW