I Wish

File this under: If this is true, then God really does exist! Brit Brit Spears has reportedly kept a video diary of all her trouble for the past six months. Sources say she rants about everything. Brit has threatened to release the videos online or through MTV.

A source said, “Britney’s video diaries are the talk of the Tinseltown elite. Her high-profile friends and exes - including Justin - knew what she was up to but assumed she was filming herself as a form of therapy. If she does decide to go public with the footage, it’ll be explosive. Although some of it is really sad to watch - especially the parts where she’s close to breakdown - others are dynamite. Not surprisingly both JT and Kevin Federline are terrified the material will end up all over the net. Or, even worse, Britney will agree to another MTV documentary, and release some of the footage through official channels.”

There's no way Britney knows how to operate a video camera. She probably filmed it on one of her boys' toy cameras. Besides, nothing will top this shit:

They should release this shit in movie theaters and in HD. I get contact high just by watching her.

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