Baby Witch Hunt

Pete Wentz tore himself away from the flat iron to deny the rumors that Ashlee is knocked up. Pete wrote this e-mail to MTV today:

"There is a witch hunt for people to be pregnant whenever they get engaged in Hollywood. This is all news to me. I can't wait for the story about how I'm really in a gay relationship and this is all just a cover. ... I mean really, this is crazy. ... I mean we're engaged, that's true, and happy about it."

I told you they didn't have sex! InTouch is totally working on the "Pete Wentz in gay relationship" cover for next week. They can use the picture above. I mean, they make a pretty gay couple.

Papa Joe was totally holding a rifle to Pete's head while he was writing that denial.