Wino With Child (And A Vodka Shot)

Why didn't I have babysitters like this? My babysitters were always boring old ladies who didn't even let us watch PG-13 movies. Wino would be the best babysitter. She'd let you do a few lines, smoke crack and snort vodka through your nose. Awesome!

Wino took a break from recording in England yesterday to play with a little baby. The picture of the baby pinching her nose makes me uncomfortable. He probably came up with a coke boogie or too. Hopefully he was able to sell it and buy himself a new rattle or pacifier.

Wino is looking a little bumpy in the belly area. I doubt this ho is knocked up. It's just an 8-ball that hasn't settled yet.