"I'm In This One....This One....This One..."

The look on Henry's face says it all, "Bitch please!" Our first lady of chicken cutlets was out in Malibu with her dog, Henry, yesterday when she showed the paps all the magazines she's currently in. That probably took hours! Even days. I bet she's still there.

PP loves magazines. If she could marry them she would. I should sell her ass some magazines through Publishers Clearing House. She would buy dozens! PCH would definitely show up to my door with a cardboard check and some deflated balloons.