Klassy Kim

Only Barbie is allowed to have monogrammed seats! Wouldn't you feel like such a tool driving around with your initials on your car seat? Yeah, look who I'm talking about.

She probably has her initials on her tampons. I want to jump into that car and add an extra K with a red marker. The dumb tramp wouldn't even notice, because she's too busy practicing her "o" face in the mirror. She totally gets off just by looking at herself. It makes her butt queef in excitement.

TMZ also has video of Kim acting like a bitch, because the valet accidentally brought a Mercedes instead of her car, a Bentley. How could that valet do that to her?! Doesn't he know how many dicks she sucked to buy that Bentley?