Say Something Already!

Beyonce and Jay-Z sat courtside at the Rockets vs. Suns game last night in Houston and both were not wearing wedding rings. I find myself blowing up pictures of them and carefully searching for the slightest glimmer of a ring. Pathetic! Why do I care so much? Even Solange is cackling at me. I bet this was all planned from the beginning by Papa Knowles. They are getting so much attention, because they haven't confirmed their marriage.

Papa Joe Simpson is probably beating his willy with a wet paddle for not coming up with this scheme for his precious Asshole and Jessica.