Britney's Been Replaced

Don't worry! Britney's true love still belongs to her. Shit, I don't even know if they are together anymore. Anyway, I'm pretty sure Adnan Ghalib and Kathy Griffin were hanging around for either her reality show or that lameness known as "Pop Fiction." The two drove down Robertson and then went shopping at Victoria's Secret. They made sure the paps noticed them. This a sad display right here. Kathy! Don't get involved in this shit. You're above that. Yeah, I laughed at that too.

Kathy is definitely not dumb enough to leave that gazillionire boyfriend of hers. If she is dumb enough, I will put on my Heelys, wheel my ass to Los Angeles, slap her and then try to take her man. And please tell Adnan that gay cockatoo wants his haircut back already!