La Pequeña Is A Man?!!!

Since when?! I feel so deceived. I know, I know. La Pequena makes a convincing woman as much a Brooke Hogan does. It's so strange seeing this sexy bitch without his make-up and wig on. It feels like the day I found out Santa Claus wasn't real. Yes, it was this past Monday, but you know what I mean.

He looks so normal. It's creepy and I don't like it. Quick! Wash that normal image of him with this clip! Here's La Pequena Patricia Maldonado with Machine. This is much better. I can breathe again.