Insert Dick (Or Fist) Here

Clay Gayken please! This is too much information. I really don't need to see his "12-inch-dick-up-ass" face. You know all the middle-aged Claymates in the crowd were rubbing their ginas raw over their mom jeans while Clay was making his O face.

Here's Gayken promoting his role in "Spermalot" with a handprint ceremony at Planet Hollywood Times Square today.