We Don't Bite

George Clooney does not google his own name, because he lives in fear of what angry anonymous people have to say about him. Oh, I'd say it to his face. After we made out, of course.

Georgie said, "A few years ago, I went to check out this website that someone had talked about. There's like, a thousand people sitting in dark rooms trashing you. Brutal! You're like, 'Wow, dude'. You see way too many angry people on the internet. I remember getting off the machine and thinking, 'Never, ever again'. I'd rather live in my own happy, quiet world where I think that everyone is nice."

I'M NOT FUCKING ANGRY ASSHOLE! NOW DIE!!! And I'm not in a dark room by choice! They don't allow open windows in the institution for some reason. Don't ask me why? Oooh...it's meds time!

Here's some pics of gorgeous George (see, we can be nice) and Squinty at the Leatherheads premiere in London tonight.