But What About All Her Airline Miles?

British Airways has dumped Naomi Campbell for good. They have banned the bitch for that little disturbance she caused while flying on them. Naomi's spokeswhore said they hoped to resolve this issue, “Naomi has been flying with BA for nearly 30 years and has been a good customer. She hopes this can be resolved amicably."

"Amicable" in Naomi-talk means she's going to kill them with her bare hands. Since the bitch has been banned. Can I have her frequent flier miles? I'm not joking.

Virgin Airlines has decided to take care of the problem by offering Naomi rides on their planes. However, they added, “Any decision regarding her future travel with us would depend on the outcome of any court proceedings.”

Fuck BA and fuck Virgin! Naomi should start her own airline called "BeatABitch Air." I would work for them. Below is what their commercial might look like:

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