Cover. It. Up.

When your titties look like Phoebe Price's chicken cutlet cheeks, it's time to cover up those things for good. I just want to take Rachael Ray's titty cutlets, pour EVOO all over them, stick up the oven and broil that shit until they are burned up.

Those titties look like they are trying to hide in her armpits. They are probably afraid of her. She totally beats on them with a ladle when she's angry.

And homo husband needs to lay off the poppers! His face says "popper heaven" all over it.

Here's cutlet titties and homo husband at the Food Bank event in NYC last night.