Bravo, You're Out!

I always knew the Lifetime channel was a homewrecking slut pretending to be a middle-aged virgin. It was announced today that Lifetime has stolen Bravo's hit show, "Project Runway," away from them. Lifetime signed a 5-year deal with The Weinstein Company to move the show beginning this November.

Bravo's owner, NBC, brought out the claws and filed a lawsuit against The Weinstein Company for taking their prized whore away. The Weinstein's lawyers said, "While good for the market for lawyers, it is always unfortunate when parties try to win in court what they have lost in the marketplace." Cat fight!

Does this mean they are going to replace Heidi, Nina and Michael with Blanche, Dorothy and Rose? I fucking hope so!

This might not be such a bad thing. Any network that is home to Project Runway, reruns of The Golden Girls and original movies like "The Fantasia Barrino Story" and "Mother, May I Sleep With Danger" might be the greatest network on the planet.

Source: Variety