Naturally, Pamela Anderson Gets A Reality Show
E! has announced that Pamela Anderson will star in an "observational documentary series" that debuts this Summer. Bitch please! It's called a reality show. Why the fuck are they trying to maker her sound all high-class. We've seen the woman suck dick. It's called a reality show.
E! said, "E!'s cameras capture Pam's fabulous adventures, emotional journey and all the surprises that come along the way. It's going to be a wild ride." I'm sure it will be. Have your medication handy.
Obviously, Pamela was going to do a reality show at some point. She's done everything already. She's been a porn star, magician's ho, B-movie actress, syndicated television star, cartoon character and stripper.
This Summer will be all about old whores in reality shows. White Oprah, Denise Richards and now Pamela Anderson. The reality whore trinity!