Note To Lily Allen: Blonde Is Not For Everyone

These chicks need to learn from Lindsay Lohan's mistakes! Going trailer trash blonde is not something that should be taken lightly. It can instantly make you look like a crackhead who spends her Monday afternoons begging outside the welfare office for a few extra stamps.

I never really thought she looked like Porky Pig, but the blonde definitely brings out the snout in her face. Hopefully, this is just a phase....