Dane Cook Is Full Of Shit

Everyone hates Dane Cook! Add his Los Angeles neighbors to that growing list. Neighbors are shitting mad at Dane, because he doesn't pick up after his dog, Beast. A source told Page Six, "They've sent him three notices so far over the last year warning him he'll be evicted, and they have video. The neighbors all hate him."

I don't know why Dane has such a problem with shit considering he's full of it. Shit has gotten so bad that Dane's landlord has filed a complaint in court. Dane's rep denies the allegations and said he is "looking forward to complete vindication through the legal proceedings."

There is a special place in hell for people that don't pick up dog shit. They will spend eternity on a dog shit mountain with dog diarrhea constantly raining down on them. On the flip side, there is a special place in heaven for people (i.e. ME) that do pick up their dog caca. The worst is when you see a dog owner placing a bag directly under their big dog's ass to collect the fresh doo pouring out. I try to throw them a fake understanding smile, but I'm really trying to hold down the vom.