Goodbye Ruby Tuesday!

I received the subliminal message you sent about desperately wanting to know what Jamie Lynn Spears did on her 17th Birfday. Well, here it is in all its normal Louisiana glory! She went to Wal-Mart and Ruby Tuesday's with that Casey Aldridge boy. Yup, that's it. No fanfare and no Brit Brit.

If I lived in Kentwood, that's what I would be doing on my special day. I like buying cheap crap and I like eating delicious things. Sounds like an overall good night.

I haven't been to a RubeTues in forever, so I decided to visit their website and brush up on their menu to see what I would order if I was with Jamie Lynn on her special day. I'm thinking I would start with the Thai Poon Shrimp. Anything with the word Phoon in it has been delicious, right? I'm thinking the Bayou Sirloin for entree. It's Louisiana, so you must taste their local flavors. The chocolate tallcake for dessert! I would crack a joke to the waitress while ordering it about how I hope she brings Denzel Washington covered in whipped cream. She would immediately call the police and tell them she got herself a queer in the building. I'm joking! Those Southern folks respect their gays! She would tell them she got herself a homersexual in the building.