The Happy Couple?

You will probably see a gazillion pictures of Beyonce and Jay-Z this weekend, so I will give you a slight break from that. Besides, pussy love is a strong kind of love. Pussy love is unbreakable and that's the kind of love BeyBey and Jay have. Not really, but I thought I would at least try to be sentimental.

So...so...so...there's no official confirmation, but a friend of the couple told People Magazine, "It happened earlier this evening. Jay wanted it to be a really private affair – close friends and family."

If they weren't married, I'm going to break into BeyBey's house and cut up all her prized wigs! That whole "are they getting married" thing that went down yesterday was ridiculous. It felt like I was watching a police standoff. One minute, flowers were going in. The next minute, Fishsticks Paltrow was going in. OMG! Solange is wearing white. Seriously, I was waiting for a White Bronco to careen down the street.

In case you give a cheese stick, they had a very intimate ceremony that was followed by a big party at Jay's Tribeca apartment. Guests included Mama Knowles, Daddy Knowles, Kelly Rowland, Michelle Williams, Fishy and Chris Martin. Solange was also there, but I'm sure she had to work coat check.

I'm sure they will be married to each other forever and ever and ever and ever! In the celebrity world that means about 3 years.