Feathers?!

It looks like that little exchanging of the vows thing between Beyonce and Jay-Z is going down right now in NYC. Let's all join hands and try to look like we care. If you concentrate really hard on trying to push a fart out of your urethra, you can achieve the perfect "I care" look.

The Insider has pics of different shit like flowers going into a building in Tribeca. Everything is built around white and Roman numeral IV. You can't write this shit. This is some "Footballers Wives" type mess.

InTouch reports that it's Jay-Z personal pad. A source also claims they are marrying in France next month too. They said, “It’s going to be May 4 in France. They’re obsessed with the number four and call it their lucky number.”

The above picture is rumored to be Beyonce's bouquet. If this is any indication to what the wedding looks like, I can't wait for the other pictures. I really hope her dress is covered in rhinestones, baby teeth and Solange's white tears.