Afternoon Crumbs

Now's your chance. Push her! - Egotastic!

Squinty Zellweger is looking hot....from the neck down - Just Jared

Megan Fox giving you the finger - Hollywood Tuna

Avril Lavigne thinks Montreal is in Ontario - IDLYITW

Andy Baldwin and Marla Maples' posed beach candids (site NSFW) - Drunken Stepfather

How Orlando met Miranda's parents - Popsugar

50 Cent wants his own son evicted - Hollywood Rag

Paris Hilton's non-human look-alikes - Cityrag

Jessica Simpson is out of the hospital and looks it - A Socialite's Life

Shakira's sex tape we never heard of was an April Fool's joke - Guanabee