Today Might Be The Day

It's the wedding of the year second! Everyone seems to think Beyonce and Jay-Z will be married in NYC tonight. The E-Biz has a few details that have been going out to guests. They claim the guest list is very small, the location was not printed on the invitations and guests were told to wear all ivory. The guest list includes Serena and Venus Williams. STA POWA!

You know this wedding is going to be a tack-tack-tacky affair if they tell you to wear all ivory. I hope there's one smart motherfucker that shows up in an ivory coat, but opens it to real their BRIGHT WHITE gown. I'm thinking Solange needs to do that shit. She's already been banished to a life in the basement, so she might as well go down cackling.

Lainey Gossip also thinks it's in the numbers for Beyonce and Jay-Z to be married today:

B’s birthday is September 4th. Jay’s birthday is December 4th. They have matching IV tats on their ring fingers acquired in Paris…

He owns the 40/40 clubs.

Tomorrow is April 4th.

04/04/08

4+4=8

And 4 is the number of times I dry heaved while reading that shit. They would totally get married today based on those numbers.