Tom Cruise Purple Is Not The Weed You Want In Your Bong

"Tom Cruise Purple" does not sound like the good shit. Tom Tom's people aren't feeling the love for a new strain of medical marijuana named after him. Friends (aka Scientology hos) do not think it's funny that licensed cannabis clubs are selling "Tom Cruise Purple" featuring a picture of Tommy laughing hysterically. A picture of that crazy bitch laughing is enough to send anyone reaching for the bong. Fuck, he makes me want to reach for the crackpipe!

Tommy's lawyers told Rush & Molly they are taking a looking into the weed. One pothead said, "I heard it's the kind of pot that makes you hallucinate." Yup, that sounds about right.

It probably also makes you spend hours fingering your hole to "E.T." the movie. As Tom Tom would say, the shit sounds "glib."

Tom Cruise Purple sounds like the kind of weed you don't want to mess with unless you want to two-step with Xenu.