The Photoshop Awards: The Sex And The City Promo Shots

They must have brought in the day and night crew to photoshop this shit. Airbrushers were working through lunch. There was so much airbrushing going on that they had to breathe from an oxygen tank.

These are the promo pictures for the Sex and the City movie due out this May. These women didn't even look like this in their baby pictures! Sarah Jessica Parker's hand doesn't look like it's reaching out from the grave the way it normally does. That is not right!

And that doesn't even look like Kim Cattrall! She looks like Arlene from Garfield. I can't even look at Kristin Davis anymore without thinking of her hairy bush from the past.