Baby Just Wants To Sleep

Melissa Joan Hart's new baby is like 2-hours old and he's already working the red carpet. He doesn't want to be around a bunch of D-listers (not talk about you). He wants to be in his bed chambers, pooping in peace! Melissa probably needed him to get into the event. Women with 3-week old babies get anything they want. Wait. Quick! Phoebe Price needs to have a baby STAT. She'll get into twice as many events.

Here's Melissa and Braydon at a party for the Hot Mom's Handbook yesterday.