The CAPTION THIS Contest WINNER For April 1st!

After Ernie ran off with Cirque de Soleil, Bert's life took a turn for the worse. - Sweetas

Runners-up:

When I am not melting faces with my sweet metal AXEs, I am usually found training my already well defined body for the Biathlon, with these fine pistola's. - Absolute Vengeance

The Mall Security Guards calendar never was a big earner for Hallmark - Dude

Thanks Angela