Shattered Dreams

Johnny Depp's dick will not be the new "face" for Trojan condoms. Way to start my Tuesday. Next thing you're going to tell me is that Paris Hilton didn't really fall on her mug and that was just a magnificent dream.

Yesterday, there were rumors about Johnny being asked to front a new campaign for Magnum brand Trojan condoms. Johnny hasn't been asked. His rep said, "There is no truth to this. He has not been approached." Maybe his rep is playing a cruel April Fool's joke on us and a gigantic billboard will soon go up on the building across the street from me, so I can wake up to Johnny's crotch every morning. I really need to get laid.

Oh well! I guess I'll just cross "Depp in condom ad" off my wish list. At least I can keep "a Johnny Depp real doll" on there for now.

Source: Portfolio