And It Starts.....

George Clooney and his mostly-mute call girl, Sarah Larson, attended the premiere of "Leatherheads" in Los Angeles last night. Sarah Larson also posed alone on the red carpet!

Uh oh...she's starting to let go of the Clooney on the red carpet. I see that glimmer in her eye. Well, it could be Clooney sperm from the limo ride, but I think it's her hunger for fame. Next thing you know she'll be playing "escort," "call girl" and "stripper" in every B-movie from Los Angeles to Berlin.

Sarah, don't let the hunger for fame fuck you in the ass. Stick with the plan. Don't do it in the ass, because you can't get pregnant that way. Do it in the front, get knocked up, get married and endless fortune is yours forever.

I'm wasting my keystrokes on this chick. She wants fame... A good gold digger is so hard to find.