Why Didn't Anyone Get This On Video?

Paris Hilton and Benji Madden are in Prague on their "We're The Grossest Couple In the World" tour. The two were leaving a restaurant after lunch when a group of fans and paps mobbed their asses. Paris apparently fell to the floor and ate shit! Why didn't anyone get this shit on video? That would have made my hour. I would have put that shit on a tacky ass video t-shirt and proudly worn it around town.

Paris must have busted her lip, because she kept covering her mouth. Too bad she didn't fall on the wonk. It could've fixed it! Benji probably tripped her. He was pissed off that one of her crabs got into his salad.

Here's gross and grosser in Prague today and in Germany the other day. And yes that skank whore is actually wearing one of her own purses. Well, someone has to!