WTF Are These People Wearing?!

This is my final NKCA post. I fucking promise. I punished myself by watching that hell show, so I'm punishing you by posting mad about it. I just had to throw in my coins on what the hell some of these children were wearing. Was Thurston Howell III reincarnated as the Jonas Brothers' stylist? They need new people right now. Even that Drake Bell dude was dressed up for the retirement home. Somebody needs to tell these children that the mothball Metamucil look is not in business.

Below are a couple of WTF guests that showed up last night. Christian from Project Runway?! And that's not Gene Simmons. It's Hal Sparks. He needs to roll that tongue back into his mouth, because this is a children's event. He's turning it into an episode "Catch a Predator." I also threw in some Tish Cyrus to add a little hound dog glamour to this post.