Brangelina Got Married!?!

Star Magazine claims Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt made it official in New Orleans today. I just hope Maddox officiated the ceremony.

Somewhere in the world, Jennifer Aniston is devouring a whole gallon of Breyers.

OK! Magazine reports that Brad's spokswhore has "no idea" if the got married or not. That helps. It was probably a play wedding the kids were staging the backyard.

Brad Pitt is a liar mouth if they did get married, because he said they wouldn't get married until everyone in the United States could. Last time I checked, I wasn't able to get married. Trust me, I've tried a few times.

UPDATE: A source told People there wasn't a wedding. They claim Angie and Brad aren't even in New Orleans, but are still in Texas where he's filming a movie. Who to believe? Who to believe? Hold up while I call my homey Maddox to set the story straight. The line was busy. He must have been talking to that psychic friends network crap again. He's all into that shit.