Daddy Delusional

Daddy Lohan is not happy that Lindsay Lohan is going to play one of Charles Manson's chicks in the new movie "Manson Girls." He spoke to UsWeekly last night about it, "I really hope that Lindsay gets back to the kinds of films that led to her success. I'd like to see her do more mainstream films."

Translation: "Those indie movies pay shit! Someone's got to pay my rent! Praise Jesus!"

He went on to say, "When you're the kind of star Lindsay is, you have to appeal to a general audience, not just a specific audience." Can you he explain to me what kind of star Lindsay is? The girl hasn't had a hit since "Herbie" and I don't even know if that shit was a hit. She should take what she can get.

Daddy was also asked about that fake Calum Best sex tape that was floating around, ""You don't know what people put out there anymore! So many people have hidden cameras. Our private lives are our private lives — people don't respect that."

Private lives? Respect? Tell White Oprah to respect the general public by not starring in a reality show. Actually, don't tell her that. I can't wait to see that crap.