Broadway Has Gone To The Aliens!

Katie Holmes is reportedly in negotiations to take to the Broadway stage in a revival of Arthur Miller's "All My Sons." "In negotiations" only means that Katie has to ask her alien master.

The Daily Mail reports that she's already agreed to take part in a workshop this May. In the workshop, she will play the part of a woman who visits her former neighbors, the family of a missing pilot she once loved.

Katie told producers that she's "serious about working in the theater." Those dumb dumbs! That was code for "please save me from my husband."

Anybody can be on Broadway nowadays! ANYBODY! If Suri Cruise wanted that part in "All My Sons," she could have it. She would probably be a hell of a lot more interesting.

Please don't do this Katie. Manhattan is not ready for the full-time invasion of TomKat.