An Inspiration To Us All

Or is it perspiration to us all? Parasite Hilton held a press conference in Turkey to talk about what a skank slut she is. Paris defended herself against the "media lies" and thinks she's a good role model to little girls.

She said, "I don't pay attention to lies because I am a good person. I work very hard and I've built this empire on my own. I think this is an inspiration for a lot of girls out there."

Hold up! Who answered this question? Paris or her vagina? Paris' vagina is the only thing that's working hard for the money. Come on Paris! Give your pussy a little credit. It's starting to cry red tears of blood. That might be an infection, but it could also be you hurting its feelings. Poor pussaaaay.

Oh and that baby isn't sleeping, it's fallen into a coma from Paris' toxic skank. Luckily, they gave baby some Valtrex and it's healthy again.

Source: OK! Magazine