The Crab Shake

A turkey in Turkey! Paris Hilton is over in Istanbul where she judged Miss Turkey 2008. During the show, some famous belly dancing lady named Arsena brought her onstage. Paris awkwardly tries to belly dance with her, but ends up just posing, smiling and trying to be sexy. Basically, the hula girl that you probably have on your dashboard is sexier than this skank.

Towards the end, Paris begins to shake a little bit more and that made me nervous. I was expecting crabs, maggots, Jimmy Hoffa, my missing red striped sock, the ring of power and who knows what else to fall out of there.

It's like an STD paella up in her cooch.

Thanks Kevin