Please Tell Me He Wiped It On Posh's Face!

David Beckham was the fifth man in history to earn his 100th cap for England. Whatever that means. The entire Beckham clan attended the game in France for this momentous occasion.

Becks told reporters (read it in a Mickey Mouse voice for the full effect), "I'm very proud. Reaching 100 caps doesn't happen every day but, like I said before the game, I am hoping it is not 100 and out. I want to carry on playing for my country. Having my family and all the fans there was incredible and to get the reception I did from both sets of fans when I came off was amazing."

Blah...blah...blah....did one of the Beckham boys put a booger on Posh's head or not? Knowing this little tidbit could seriously make my hour. Posh wouldn't even notice. There are so many layers of fake tanner on her skin that not even a bullet could pierce through.