Morning Wood

Amy Wino is not going to rehab. She's afraid it would take time away from her crack smoking - Mollygood

Obama and Clinton give birth to a gay twink - Towleroad

Kate Beckinsale is saying no to anymore sexy roles. She's full of poo - I'm Not Obsessed

The L.A. Times got duped by a fat prison inmate - Celebitchy

New music from Beyonce - Does this woman ever sleep? - Concrete Loop

Is Ryan Phillipe's chick knocked up or is it just a publicity stunt? - Lainey Gossip

Joss Stone to eat coochie in a new film - Holy Moly!