But She Needs Another One

Ashley Jizzdale has denied the rumors that she's had another snip to her schnoze. The Jizz had a nose job last November to correct a "deviated septum." Deviated septum is Hollywood talk for "I want a clit nose."

Jizz told People, "People are saying I had another nose job and I did not. That's ridiculous. I was away in New Zealand filming a movie (They Came From Upstairs) and so people think I went away to have more work done. But I didn't. Tabloids have doctors talk about what they think I did with my surgery, but they did not examine me. They don't know what I have inside my nose." It doesn't take a genius to guess what she has in her nose. I'm guessing a little jizz, a little cokie and a lot of loose face powder off of Zac Efron's face.

She's also denying that she's had her rack enhanced, "Does it look like it to you? No! It's ridiculous. I'm not for plastic surgery. I'm not going to get another surgery. I can promise you that."

This bitch is doing a major disservice to her face if she doesn't get that nose job fixed. It looks like the invisible man is pinching her nose. He won't let go. It's fucking whorerific!