Not Original

Those stupid ass judges on American Idol keep praising David Cook for being so fucking original. The bitch is not original! He's extra crispy! Last night, he sang Chris Cornell's version of Jacko's Billie Jean. Ryan Gaycrest credited Cornell before David Cook's performance, but the judges still commented on how "brave" and "original" he was. Tell Paula to put down the freon tea, pick up a dictionary and look up the word "original." David does do a good job, but they need to stop praising him for being a musical genius.

David also copied Incubus' version of Hello and Doxology's version of Eleanor Rigby. He's doing what all the other contestants are doing. He's doing a cover of a cover.

Above is David's version of Billie Jean last night and below is Chris Cornell's. Oh and I'll get to Kristy Likes Cocks a little later. I'm still processing that bitch's slick ass move.