Wait.....Is That...Osama?

No, but at first glance I totally thought HoHan was palling around with Osama Lutfi. I wouldn't be surprised, because you know Sam is lining up his next victim. I'm a little disappointed, because it would have been hot to see HoHan beating down paps with umbrellas, shaving her head in public, speaking in gibberish and walking around naked in stores.

Here's HoHan leaving Villa and Katsuya restaurant in Los Angeles last night. That stain on her shirt is soy sauce...right? I'll keep telling myself, but I'm sure it's Ronson's vagina slobber.

And in other HoHan news, The Sun claims she called up Calum Best to bitch at him for leaking their sex tape. That's funny, because it wasn't her sex tape. It proved to be some no-name skank from XTube.

A source claims Brit shouted at Calum, “I can't believe you would ever fucking do this to me, I should have listened to everyone. I should never have fucking trusted you. It's everywhere now, all over the net, everyone's seen it, how fucking could you?" I'm guessing she was pretty bummed out when she learned the tape wasn't her. She probably called up Calum and screamed, "I can't believe you didn't leak our tape! I should have never fucking trusted you. Nobody's seeing it and it's your fault. How fucking could you?!"