This Explains A Lot

I figured Priscilla Presley was injecting her mug with botox, but auto lubricant?! TMZ claims Priscilla was just one of the celebrity victims of a doctor from Argentina who was injecting his clients with low-grade silicone similar to what's used to lube auto parts. Dr. Daniel Serrano gave Priscilla the injections in 2003 and told her it was better than Botox. Dr. Serrano smuggled the non-FDA approved drug into the US and charged $300 to $500 per session. The feds have named him Dr. Jiffy Lube.

The injections cause lumps, paralysis and holes. The doc was convicted last week for smuggling drugs and he's also being investigated by immigrations officials and may be deported. Lionel Richie's wife, Diane Richie, was also indicted as an accomplice. Diane held injection parties at her house. She was placed on probation.

Priscilla is currently receiving corrective surgery to fix her face.

Priscilla's face may look busted, but I bet the bitch can brake without even the slightest squeak.

Below is Priscilla channeling her inner Jocelyn Wildenstein on Dancing with the Stars last night. I'm waiting for the judges to tell her, "We need to see more emotion in your face!"